United States of Whatever Accessories Skateboard

United States of Whatever

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United States of Whatever

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Built with 7-ply Canadian maple, available in four widths. Decks can vary from 31-32" in length. Includes Independent Stage 11 139mm Polished Skateboard Trucks, Spitfire F4 101D 53mm Skateboard Wheels, Bones Reds Skateboard Bearings & Black Griptape. More Product Information

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About the Design

I often think back to music when a challenge like this crops up. One of my
fave songs from the early 2000's was "United States of Whatever" by Liam
Lynch. It still makes me smile when I hear it.

The title, lyrics and general sentiment of apathy ring true today and makes me
wonder if the Join or Die cartoon was released today, if it'd look anything like
this! Cheers for looking, it's nice to be back on Threadless!

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We want to be sure you're satisfied with your order, which was custom made especially for you. If your order is wrong, you’re not happy with the prints, or it isn’t what you expected for any reason, our Customer Support will gladly replace or exchange any items free of charge.

Skateboard
This high-quality CCS Custom Skateboard deck is built with 7-ply Canadian maple and is available in four different widths. Decks vary slightly from 31-32" in length.

Complete - Pro
The Pro Skateboard Complete option includes Independent Stage 11 Raw Skateboard Trucks, Spitfire F4 101D Classics 53mm Skateboard Wheels, Bones Reds Skateboard Bearings and Black Griptape.

Complete - Premium
The Premium Skateboard Complete option typically includes CCS 139mm Raw Skateboard Trucks, Spitfire F4 101D Classics 53mm Skateboard Wheels, Bones Reds Skateboard Bearings and Black Griptape.

Complete - Basic
The Basic Skateboard Complete option includes CCS Raw Skateboard Trucks, CCS 52mm White Skateboard Wheels, CCS Blue Steel Abec 7 Bearings and Black Griptape.

Truck Sizes (mm)
7.75" = 129 \| 8" = 139 \| 8.25" = 139 \| 8.5" = 149

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